My chest is Straight Flexin

"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:13:39 -0400

“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”

- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:17:30 -0400

the clouds part. IT IS I. The patron saint of immaculate self-loathing. Come to tell you how much...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:07:38 -0400

the clouds part.

IT IS I.

The patron saint of immaculate self-loathing.

Come to tell you how much I suck at things and life in general

peace be with you

tomatogami: transparent just for u all

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:44:11 -0400

tomatogami:

transparent just for u all

secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:45:53 -0400

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

illestfreshtracks: Will.i.am - Bang Bang More reasons why...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:32 -0400

illestfreshtracks:

Will.i.am - Bang Bang

More reasons why everyone should love The Great Gatsby Soundtrack!

Someone come at me and try to tell me “The Great Gatsby” Wasn’t a damn good movie...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:56:20 -0400

Someone come at me and try to tell me “The Great Gatsby” Wasn’t a damn good movie adaptation. I DOUBLE DARE YOU. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU. I WILL FIGHT YOU.

p.s. (in all honesty if you didn’t like the movie that’s cool. u 3 u I just really have my jimmies all rustled up because I really liked it as an artistic piece A++ production team cookies and kudos to you guys)

dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:44:42 -0400

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

nyooom: when i was 10 somebody told me that when you look at someone you feel attraction towards...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:41:45 -0400

nyooom:

when i was 10 somebody told me that when you look at someone you feel attraction towards your pupils dilate and grow larger. later i called my cat over and petted him and his eyes went really big because he was feeling playful and i felt so scared because i hadnt ever heard of any human-cat relationships and i didnt want to lead my cat on and i wasnt attracted to him so i spent of the rest of the day googling how to break up with someone in a kind and gentle manner

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:48:28 -0400

jazztronic: I am so fucking done with the DR authors guys you don’t even know This is Leon...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:25 -0400

jazztronic:

I am so fucking done with the DR authors guys you don’t even know

This is Leon Kuwata

Leon wants to be punk rock

This is Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious is pretty much the symbol of punk rock. Notice how they’re both wearing the same necklace (that was Sid’s signature necklace) and have (arguably) the same hairstyle. Makes sense right? After all, Leon is only modelling his look after the most emblematic punk rocker of all time.

You know what else they have in common?

THEY BOTH FUCKING STABBED THEIR GIRLFRIENDS TO DEATH

IN THE STOMACH

IN A BATHROOM

And since the creators of Dangan Ronpa have explicitly stated they’re fans of punk there’s no way they don’t know about this and haven’t done it on purpose fuck you guys I’m so done sob

merewuf: kingcheddarxvii: Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:39:55 -0400

merewuf:

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:36:24 -0400

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:21:34 -0400

This is my chinchilla. And me. He’s actually really angry...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:22 -0400

This is my chinchilla. And me.

He’s actually really angry at me right now because I won’t let him run on the floor so these are ANGRY KISSES.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:39:03 -0400

on a scale to Komatsu to Zebra how bara are YOU

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:31:07 -0400

on a scale to Komatsu to Zebra how bara are YOU

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:27:21 -0400

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araviroraveeen: Kitchen Nightmares starring Teruteru Hanamura WAD’YOU’MEAN YOU COOK FR’ZEN MEAT!?...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:50:34 -0400

araviroraveeen:

Kitchen Nightmares starring Teruteru Hanamura

WAD’YOU’MEAN YOU COOK FR’ZEN MEAT!? ABEABEABEBA! THESE BUNS ARSOSOGGY

be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:36:21 -0400

be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it